Tuesday, September 26, 2006
So, how about being 29 this years? That would make still allow me to claim Argentina '78 as my first world cup and in time for the great Kerry teams of the 70s. OK, so I'd have missed the team of '75.
I'd have been a tad on the young side for the summer of love mk2, but since most of the activities prevalent at the time on the illegal side how would having been underage make a difference?.
Anyway, 29 today.
This sounds familar I wonder if I blogged this last year?
Monday, September 25, 2006
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
Battle Cry - GET'R DONE!
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) Arkansas,Arizona, Georgia,Kentucky,Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri,Oklahoma, Tennessee,Texas and West Virginiaboys will be dropped off into Iraq given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music or
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.