Monday, September 25, 2006

The Solution to the 'conflict' in Iraq

The US Government has finally seen the light!

United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

Battle Cry - GET'R DONE!

Press Release:

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) Arkansas,Arizona, Georgia,Kentucky,Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri,Oklahoma, Tennessee,Texas and West Virginiaboys will be dropped off into Iraq given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music or
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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