Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Sham's Dog

Following on from earlier discussions, I will quickly sum up Sham's Dog and the Sham's Dog experiment. Sham's Dog operates on broadly similar principles to Schrödinger’s cat.

Place a smallish dog with a carton of Krank's chips and some ketchup sachets into a suitable cardboard box. Then with lid securely in place, cut the box in two with a machete. Until the box is parted, you will be unsure as to whether or not Sham's Dog has survived. Any red fluid that appears may just be from that Krank's ketchup. This is then Sham’s dilemma, does he open the box and find out what has happened to the dog, or open your throat with his
Stanley? Answers welcome. Mullets are not welcome! I should point out I'm referring to mullets in the general sense. That one looks well enough, but it's always a risk.

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