Sayings that occurred to me recently for no good reason. Apologies for the colourfulness of some of the language. some of the expression are more exclamations, others are commentaries.
If she were on fire, I wouldn't piss on her.
So mean (pronounced - maine) he wouldn't pay attention.
So mean (pronounced - maine) he wouldn't give you the steam of his piss.
Oh for the love and the honour of God.
Oh dear Jesus Christ.
He's one quare hawk away.